D&D Demotivators IX: Tome of Motivation: Thread of Nine Posters

[Arbane]

Why does this make me want to make a night caste called Carmen Sandiego?

Because you like the idea of stealing a mountain range?

(Pretty sure that's supposed to be Alucard from Hellsing in that pic - he's what overpowered World of Darkness NPCs want to be when they grow up.)