Somewhere Awful- Will

Oh boy. Will looks like he's dangerously close to developing an eye-twitch from the sheer levels of "WHAT?!" that he wants to be yelling. But he's just not a very confrontational person, and even now the complete brick wall this imbecile is acting as right now is already cooling him down. He might as well be talking to an empty room for all the help he's getting. Maybe the asinine responses are so terrible that it's calming him down more, simply knowing that the place clearly makes no sense.
"That's not my name, and that doesn't make any sense at all, because a disorder isn't a physical thing, but yeah, sure, I'll stay here. Don't worry about it." he says, putting on his best sincere-but-grumpy face, and he only has to fake that first part!