[Somewhere Awful - Will]

"You are so," the paranoid creature counters. "You have the ears and everything. You just don't have your mask because the doctors haven't removed all those disgusting organs from you yet. How could you stand being stuck inside a skin?"

The monster shudders with revulsion, then stiffens slightly when its smaller head begins whispering to it. It narrows its eyes at Will. "Unless you like wearing organs like some kind of pervert."

Organ wearers are the worst.

At the mention of the floating thing...

"Ugh... There's a morula in there now? How am I supposed to take a shower without getting eaten?" the monster grouses as its smaller head continues whispering. "This is a conspiracy, obviously. If I'm all disgusting and dirty those nurses will be able to make the case that I can't take care of myself! Someone is trying to keep me in the security wing... Hey, listen. If you can kill that morula I'll owe you a favor, okay?"

What does he do?