"No, no, no, we can't go riding into Thanksmas on a hippopotamus and sing any song other than the hippopotamus song! That would be a waste of a perfectly good hippo!" Mirth insists.
"Perfectly good robot hippo," Malice corrects. "Real hippopotamuses are untrainable, psychotic, man-eating killing machines. Also, that song is basically I've Got a Lovely Bunch of Coconuts, but with different words. I'd rather sing nothing at all than sing that."
Originally Posted by RabbitHoleLost
Magtok's the best
"You probably found 'How to Survive a Robot Uprising' in the humor section. Let's just hope that is where it belongs."