The. Worst. Joke. EVER. You have been warned.

[SiuiS]

Did you hear about the guy who got cooled to absolute zero?

He's OK now.

Ha!

My wife asked me to hand her some lipstick a few days ago but I accidentaly handed her a glue stick.
.....
She's still not talking to me
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My da did that to my mum with her eye drops and superglue, once. I sometimes forget why I cut him out of my life, then I remember stuff like this.

My playlist of sad songs is entitled "Cantaloupe Dog".

Melon collie!