Horrible DnD Jokes. (may also except good DnD jokes)

[dascarletm]

I'm pretty sure it has been done before but.....

Then not feeling bad for the beggar must be Neutral.


An Ravid and a Nightstalker are trying to find a bar. "Are you sure we're going the right way?" asks the Nightstalker. The Ravid says, "I'm positive."

A Mindflayer, a Drider, and a Wyrmling Red Dragon walk into a Tavern.
They are immediately slain since this is where all the murder-hobos are.
or....
A wizard, a fighter, a rogue, and a cleric walk into a bar.
The campaign begins.

A Balor, a Succubus and a Flamebrother Salamander walk into a bar. "Man, that must have hurt!" says the Salamander.

I think we should start a DnD joke thread