Horrible DnD Jokes. (may also except good DnD jokes)

[ghanjrho]

That lightbulb one was hilarious.

These are from a set of badges of "x's do it z" and unfortunately I can't remember all of them. Do pipe up you know more of these.

Rogues do it from behind.
Paladins do it for your own good.
Cavaliers do it on horse back.
Elves have done it for centuries.
Druids do it in the forest.

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Barbarians do it angrily.
Bards do it while singing.
Clerics do it divinely.
Fighters do it with lots of technique.
Monks do it with their bare hands.
Rangers do it with both hands.
Wizards do it by the book.
Sorcerors look good doing it.
Scouts do it on the run.