I guess I can get behind this.Luizeu, just how random is your random number generator?
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Katrina, while on break, decides to check out the festivities. As she heads down to Eleventh Heaven (this ships Ten-Forward), she finds a very upset Klingon struggling not to crush skulls, while looking to be in incredible pain himself.
She rushes to the poor man's aid, Tlha'jIH daq 'oH puchpa"e' she says (which should translate into 'Follow me to the restroom'), then will try to lead him to where he can relieve himself.
{{Sorry, I can't find a good English to Klingon translator. None I could find knew how to translate "Follow me to the restroom." So if you have a better one, point it out, please.}}