Durkoala's Desultorily Droll Drivel and Discourse (Random Banter Thread #212)

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Kanye for Eurovision 2016

Kanye will be in Eurovision 2016, but only because he purchases Liechtenstein earlier that year and renames it 'Kanyeland'. The USA doesn't enter officially until 2017, where in keeping with the spirit of the contest their entry is a washed-up one-hit-wonder from the late 90s no one remembers.
When this doesn't work they send Taylor Swift in 2018, but are kept from the top five owing to an unexpectedly strong showing from the UK who, due to a scheduling error, enter the stuffed remains of 18th century philosopher Jeremy Bentham with a tape recorder playing the sound of a pig stepping on a plastic bag repeated for 172 seconds; widely regarded as by far the best British entry in decades.



I think I need to go to bed.