Kobold-murdering PC. How would you handle it if you were DM?

[AxeAlex]

Psst, Blue text means sarcasm. Just want to make sure that's out there.

He made the same conclusion, only less plainly revealed, few lines higher, not in blue.

I don't particularly prescribe to the very American idea that an opinion's validity is not based on it correspondence to fact, but on the fact that it exists at all.

So I took the blue text as: "I don't believe what i'm writing right now but if we all applied your line of thought I could use that as an argument".

Since I don't even have that line of thought, he is arguing with himself.