I am not intending to take less seriousness into your comment as on any other, but may I sig this? Even if I'm all kinds serious at the moment, it made me laugh a lot.
Back on topic, I was wrong at viewing the description as a whole guideline instead of a simple aidee for the players to take on their characters, again, I apologize.
Though, I'm actually speaking with my DM right now (we both live in the same house), so he sees this post.