Quote Originally Posted by Bulldog Psion View Post
How will Belkar die?

Will he die in a house?
Will he die with a mouse?

Will he die to a mummy slam?
Will he die eating green slaads and ham?

Will he die here or there?
Will he die anywhere?

Will he die in a boat?
Will he die with a goat?

Will he die in the rain?
Will he die on a train?

Will he die in a tree?
... We shall have to wait and see.

(With apologies Dr. Seuss, plus anyone unfortunate enough to read this post.)
I do not like blood-sucking dwarf; I do not like him, Sam of Wharf!