Quote Originally Posted by Viscount Einstrauss View Post
3375- Threatening to murder the DM's cat is not the end-all solution to facing the Tarrasque.
Heh, I just got a mental image of a DM using a kitten as the Tarrasque's miniature in a game.

Kitten: *bats around a mini a few times*
DM: "Ok, it looks like Fluffy...err, 'The Tarrasque'...Full Attacks the Cleric"
Cleric: "Full attack my a**, that was just two claw attacks!"
Kitten: *starts gnawing on the mini*
Cleric: "...nevermind."