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[Vertharrad]

So the illusion was on a wall. That explains a bit.

... I didn't know it was even possible to teleport into solid matter.

It's december 2015...20 years ago was 1995, 3rd edition came out 2000(I know because I "cut my teeth" on RPG's with DnD in the latter end of 2.5 in 1997, bought a dragon or two and found found out about the future release of 3e)...so 2e wherein you could teleport into solid objects((such as stone or a wall, etc.) and die.