*I am not allowed to run a system of steel and copper cables through various rooms in the so my wizard can electrocute anyone trying to invade.
**I am not to be surprised when the DM starts pulling out various equations describing power transmission theory, to point out that it wouldn't work as I expect.
***I am also not allowed to be mad if on of the opposing mages casts animate rope on the cables when they get to my lair and trap me using those same cables.
****May not create a Tucker's Kobolds labyrinth for the invaders instead, no matter how much soap, lantern oil, and wood our town can produce.