Quote Originally Posted by Psyren View Post
Actually, there would be one that would definitely work - "I'll let you screw with my wish however you please." It's risky, but you might actually get what you want that way, with a downside that proves manageable if you outsmart the Efreeti. Needless to say, CharOp isn't fond of that option, because they view Efreet solely as wish dispensers.
No, there's no way you're coming out ahead on that. That's not just "CharOp isn't fond of it because Efreet are wish dispensers," but rather "CharOp - and any sane being - isn't fond of it because it's beating a gangster up, dragging him into your home, handing him a shotgun, and telling him he can shoot anybody he wants with it with no consequences as long as he also promises to shoot it in a direction you indicate."