Suspicious, you say? Time to remedy that, then.
Fifty Shades of Blue? As for high school - this cast of characters would be awesome in an OVA style strip with everyone in the same school.
A little too obvious and drab for me, but if it works for you :)
You Monster!!!
How could you pair the innocent MitD with the grizzled, hardened, chiseled, glistening, rugged, hairy bear of a man that is O-Chul?!?!?! Just imagining MitD and O-Chul, bodies pressed together under the ducky umbrella, in the dark, alone together with Mr. Stiffly. Mr. Stiffly!
Have you no shame?
[but I would TOTALLY read that fanfic ]