Oh! I almost forgot!

3605. You remember waaaay back at the beginning? The big, creepy, hairy guy that insists upon playing females? Yes, well, he is not allowed to discuss himself or his characters poledancing. Nor is he allowed to discuss his underwear. No, not even then.
3606. If it is a disturbing enough mental image to cause the macho former naval corporal to curl up and suck his thumb, the discussion must end there. In fact, it shouldn't have started.

And no I did neither of these. The big, creepy, hairy guy who wants to play females did.