Aimon (Player): I really don't want to use this demon arm... I'm going to use my regular sword.
DM: But, but, but, just think of the POWER!
Vena (Player): Yeah, you're probably right. That thing is pretty scary. It can't be a good idea.
Aust (Player): You know, if you were to dual wield, I think great things will happen.
Kalan (Player): Please don't.

Vena (Player): I... think I'm going to try and cut it off.
Aimon (Player): WHAT? There's an orc right in front of us! Hit it, not me!
Vena (Player): Nah, I'll go for it.
DM: You still have superiority dice, right?
Aimon (Player): ... Yes. Are you really going to do this?
DM: I think it would try to defend itself, don't you?
Aimon (Player): I suppose so.
DM: Good. Riposte will work nicely.
Aimon (Player): That could kill her!
DM: Nah, I changed the death rules, remember?

*Some time later*
DM: Okay, out of character for a second. If you don't agree to keep the arm, you will die. Almost certainly.
Aimon (Player): Yeah, but I really don't think Aimon would do anything else.
Aust (Player): Some things are more important than living to tell the tale.
Vena (Player): Amen to that.
Aimon: Alright, I'll raise my head, and stare Hel in the eye. "Go **** yourself."
Aust (Player): ... Did that just happen?


DM: Alright. Back in the real world, all y'all clustered around Aimon's body see his arm and what looks like a large portion of the inside his torso dissolve into nothing. He's definitely dead.
Aust: So... ya think I banished it?
Vena: Not likely. (Player): OH MY GOD, I'M SO SAD!
Everyone: *Takes mementos from their fallen companion, holds a cremation ceremony. The whole shazam.*

Fin... Until next time. I have a bone to pick with a certain unholy dwarf.

Spoiler: Interesting Coincidence
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Is it weird that we had a Dwarven cleric of good god get converted into a thrall of Hel? Maybe it's just a coincidence. He's not a vampire, at least.