Spoiler: Evil campaign quotes
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Michel (OOC) how magnanimous of you to volunteer her
Nicky (OOC) I know right

Chris (OOC) You managed to abuse and restrain a dragon
before smuggling it inside a hole in your pocket

Nicky "Can't Vichy prepare create water?"

Nicky (OOC) [We're in a desert it is reasonable to presume he's preparing create water. ]

Nicky (OOC) [Gods knows I couldn't with my glorious 2+int skill points on a charisma caster

Nicky "Nah, he decided to pick them at random. I think one's a hobo." Nicky adds sarcastically

Shiela "hey michel is that a person over there?"
Nicky "How did you see something before him?"
Michel "If she did, it must be a mirage..."

Nicky (OOC) [I don't think either of us speak camel.

Nicky (OOC) [Nicky barely has a gender]

Michel (OOC) "did we walk onto the set of The Mummy?"

Nicky (OOC) [Hey the necromancer has more charisma then you

NPC "I'm hoping you'll slow it down!"
Nicky (OOC) [so tempted to put an undead in their path ]

Michel (OOC) WE TRIED TO AVOID IT

Nicky (OOC) [troll me
[troll me. Or is this like the house situation

Michel (OOC) wait guys, I got it! We can totally do this!
We have two, count 'em TWO! flasks of alchemist's fire! That's totally enough to kill it!

Nicky "Oh no, it's almost like we're upset you're leaving us to die!"

Nicky (OOC) "Lord Zombie Jesus, please grant me the fire domain, and the divine spellcasting to put it too use, amen."

Michel (OOC) "it's one of the only smart things she's ever done"

Chris (OOC) "well, the troll skeleton and scorpion are getting pain, then"
Michel (OOC) we will shed manly tears for their faux sacrifice

Michel (OOC) if I grappled it, could I make grapple checks to force its own hand to touch itself

Michel (OOC) why the **** has SHE not helped this whole time?