From my first Tunnels and Trolls game yesterday:
* Cannot name my dwarf rogue 'Urist McHammerson'.
** Especially when it's the other dwarf in the party who wields the hammer, I'm a spear dude.
* Cannot abuse the fact neither of the casters have more than 4 Strength to take all the gold.
* 'Gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold' is not the second most common dwarven adventuring song.
** The most common is not 'don't kill them all before I get there!'.