The problem being that the parcel in question is tiny, as we've noted already. There was a picture posted for actual visual scale above - it's big enough for a comfortable one-family house with a large front yard and that's it. Not enough to actually build anything useful on.
That's where the challenge comes from!
Originally Posted by krugaan
All it takes is once:
"Grandpa, tells us that story about the Ricalison the Great again!"
Hours later...
"... and that, kids, is how he conquered the world with dancing lights."