Doc: “I was gonna guess Choro, considering you had a felt sign of her earlier and drew me in a chef hat...”
Moon: “Who are you talking to?”
Doc: “Pinkie Pie.”
Moon: “Mmmm.” (Uses magic-detecting monocle)
GM: “Moonshadow's entire field of vision was dominated by a single bright baby blue eye that was pressed up against the monocle.”
Moon: “Well that's ******* weird.”
Viridia: “Wouldn't it be a good idea to do a medical crazy-check on yourself, Doc? Dealing with magical maladies has to be part of your training, right?”
Doc: “Hmm, well I've dealt with magical poisons and injuries from magic weapons, so... yeah, I could totally medical crazy-check myself.”
Doc: *sits down on the chair and starts doing the self-medical crazy-check*
Percentile Dice Roll: *8*
Doc: “If the Wasteland Surgeon perk counts for Medical skill checks, Doc totally crit'd himself.”

Voice in Viridia’s Mind: “Hey, kettle, let's not get too hasty now.”
Viridia: (thinking) “I'm too hot to be crazy.”
GM: “True. But hey, your traveling companions consist of a short pegasus who wears a monocle now, for some reason, a sixteen year old filly who wears a wizard hat everywhere, and, well, Doc. Someone needs to be hot enough to cover for four ponies.”