Campaign Quotes, No Context Edition V: How dead is that corpse?

[AdmiralCheez]

Huh, I'm used to this one working almost exactly in reverse.

Maybe it's one of those games where all merchants are incredibly powerful?

No, we had just come out of three huge battles in a row with golems, drow hit squads, and a small army, so we had next to no resources left. We were also in the middle of a crowded market full of guards, so we were very interested in not starting another fight.

Sometimes, you just have to pay the stupid tax, and walk away alive.