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2016-10-20, 10:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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#52
Re: Common Aggravating Table Behaviors
One thing that annoys me though this isnt table behaviour, is when a player says something like
Player:"Hey DM, you are wrong, Beholders dont travel in groups, they are exclusively solitary creatures."
Me: "I know. "
Player: "So why are they?"
Me: "Why dont you ask that in character?"
Player: "Because its stupid they dont do that. You are wrong"
Me: "No Im not wrong, they are illusions you imbecile! You dont think I read the paragragh on Beholder evology!"
Player: "Oh so they are illusions now. Bet they werent until I said they were."
Me: *Wishes this was an in person game so I could put a bullet between this A-hole's eyes"