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    ^That's a nice Lolth, you should write it up.

    However this Lolth is no drow goddess and Gruumsh is already doing what you describe.
    ...
    Anyway, I tried to get a Mystra up here but failed. She's far too tightly tied up in FR stuff of dubious quality, just like Cyric, and removing all that stuff just makes her boobed Boccob. Was a bummer.

    Therefore, I decided to put my huge list here. Maybe it'll generate some recommendations and ideas. It's a list of bona fide DnD gods of variable fame that I'm trying to whip into a satisfactory cosmology( with commentary). Deities been mentioned until now are guaranteed to be in but even they're not set in stone. I also looked up the noobs of 4e, some of them do have potential.
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    Supreme Deities:
    Luminous Overmother Selune
    Ruinous Overmother Shar
    Elder Elemental Evil Tharizdun

    Primordial Greater Deities:
    Mother of All Abominations Tiamat (terriblest of them all)
    Soul Forger Moradin (arranger of the Great Wheel, bigwig of Upper Planes)
    Sun Father Pelor (creator of mortals, king of Material Plane)
    Lord of Lords Gruumsh (player of the long game)
    Glorious King Corellon (sparkly manbaby)

    Miscellaneous Descendants of Overmothers:
    Araushnee aka Lolth, Goddess of Shadows and Schemes
    Auril, Fey Goddess of Winter
    Berronar aka Yondalla, Mother Goddess of Family and Badassery (and Halflings)
    Clangeddin, Manly God of LG War (Moradin’s little helper)
    Duerra, Axe Princess of Conquest (of Duergar)
    Eilistraee, Goddess of Grace and War and Crafts
    Laduguer, Hard God of Hardassery and Hardwork and Uncompromise and Hard Men Making Hard Decisions
    Vhaeraun, God of Romance and Rebellion
    Waukeen, Goddess of Capitalism

    Children of Pelor: (bigwigs of Material Plane)
    Silvanus, God of Ecoterrorism aka Chauntea, Goddess of Family and Agriculture
    Olidammara, Tricksy God of Rogues and Roads and Civilization
    Umberlee, good ol’ Bitch Queen

    Seldarine of Corellon: (allied against all others, for a given value of allied)
    Aerdrie, Goddess of Rain and Summer
    Angharradh, Tripartite Goddess of Indulging In Corellon’s Wacky Fetishes
    Fenmarel, Curmudgeon God of Aloofness and Antisociality
    Hanali, Goddess of Satisfying Corellon’s Lust For Sune Without Giving Her More Influence
    Rillifane, Protective God of Treehugging
    Sashelas, Tailchasing God of Seas and Diplomacy
    Sehanine, Goddess of Autumn and Dreams and Night Sky
    Solonor, God of Hunting and Survival
    Erevan, Trickster God of Tricks (it’s either him or Brandobaris and Brando is cooler)
    Labelas, Stuffy God of History and Education (not in, Boccob/Oghma is superior)

    Orcish Pantheon: (ostracized and disliked)
    Baghtru, Strong God of Stupidity
    Ilneval, Envious God of Strategy
    Luthic, Goddess of All The Girly Stuff
    Shargaas, God of Darkness and Assassination
    Yurtrus, Orc Nerull

    Independent Deities: (native powers of Material Plane)
    Nerull, Dread God of Death and Fear
    Sune, Conniving Goddess of Lust and Beauty
    Lathander, Cool and Hip Sun God for Cool and Hip Young Mortals (something something Amaunator, something something Sune)
    Loviatar, Goddess of Weakness and Bravery
    Thaun, The Dark Night
    Aoskar, Uncle Ben of Planescape
    Bane, God of Tyranny
    Myrkul, Discount Nerull
    Bhaal, God of Murder (Terrible Trio Rides Again)
    Raven Queen, Goddess of Fate
    Velsharoon, God of Dead and Undead
    Wee Jas, Goddess of Necromancy
    Erythnul, God of Slaughter without Laughter (Aaand Crashes Again)

    Random Spawn Of Tharizdun That Nobody Knows Is Of Tharizdun:
    Annam, Lovestruck Giantdad
    Othea, Goddess of surprisebitch.gif (where else would manifestations of primal matter come from)
    Moander, Deity of Rot and Decay (he ded)
    Ghaundaur, Deity of Oozes and Filth (something always seeps through)

    Godspawn of Tiamat: (not all the disgusting nightmare beasts are evil)
    Pisaethces of Aboleths
    Ilsensine of Illithids
    Great Mother of Beholders
    Sekolah of Sahuagin
    Pastafar of Flumphs [this needs to exist but without a goofy name]
    Blipdoolpoolp of Kuo-toa
    Psilofyr of Myconids
    Shekinester of Nagas
    Merrshaulk of Yuan-ti
    Jazirian of Couatls
    Nameless Emperor of Grells [this doesn’t actually exist]
    Panzuriel of Krakens [closest match]
    Eadro of Locathah

    Giantish Pantheon:
    Diancastra, Trickster Goddess of Arrogance and Tailchasing
    Grolantor, God of Willful Stupidity
    Hiatea, Taller and Weaker Chauntea
    Iallanis, Taller and Nicer Sune
    Karontor, God of Selfhate and Deformity
    Memnor, God of Pride and Smarts
    Skoraeus, God of Knowledge and Isolationism
    Stronmaus, Tailchasing God of Sun and Sky and Joy
    Vaprak, Bastard God of Ogres

    Remaining Morndinsamman: (not a thing as a whole, listed for cherrypicking purposes)
    Abbathor, Envious God of Greed (he might be in)
    Dugmaren, Brainy God of Scholarship and Invention (Boccob/Oghma says no)
    Dumathoin, Random Assortment God of Mining and Earth and Exploration and Secrets (needs work but maybe can make it)
    Gorm, A Little Short To Be Helm (nope)
    Haela, Goddess of War Loving (!?!) (might be in as cheerful psycho goddess, except wtf was Moradin smoking?)
    Marthammor, God of Travel (Olidammara+Fharlanghn+Shaundakul=nope)
    Muamman, God of Visitors and Lightning (??) (might be in)
    Sharindlar, Discount Sune (no)
    Vergadain, Trickster God of Luck (far too many tricksters, just like manly war gods; gotta do something about that)

    Hobbit Deities: (also listed for cherrypicking)
    Arvoreen, A Little Too Short To Be A War God (he’s in)
    Cyrrollalee, Goddess of Hospitality and Friendship (probably nope for ****ty name alone)
    Brandobaris, Trickster God of Awesomeness (he’s totally in)
    Sheela, Random Assortment Goddess of Nature and Agriculture and Song and Love (Berronar doesn’t need a copycat)
    Urogalan, Kindest God of Death and Earth (chances are low but not nope)

    Huge list of deities from internet to be cherrypicked:
    Kiaransalee, Goddess of Undead and Vengeance (gotta be a “fallen” Seldarine somehow)
    Selvetarm, God of Being Lolth’s Boytoy (same as Ki)
    Zinzerena, Goddess of Illusion and Assassins (same as Ki)
    Amaunator, Old School Sun God (gotta tie into Lathander somehow)
    Asmodeus, God of Sin (go home Asmo, you're drunk)
    Avandra, Goddess of Roads and Halflings (Yondalla says nope)
    Azuth, God of Magicians (seems lame but might make it)
    Bahamut, God of Dragonborn (dragonborn gotta gtfo and stay gtfo)
    Beshaba, Twin Goddess of Bad Luck (like her, she should be in)
    Boccob, Snobby God of Knowledge and Magic (a staple)
    Celestian, God of Astronomy and Travel (distinctive from other travel guys so has chance)
    Deneir, God of Being Oghma’s Secretary (uhh)
    Ehlonna, Bleeding Heart Silvanus (unnecessary)
    Eldath, Peaceful Goddess of Waters (pretty cool actually)
    Erathis, Lawful Goddess of Civilization and Buddying to Pelor (might make the cut)
    Fharlanghn, Just Another Shaundakul (travel domain isn’t big enough for the lot of y’all)
    Garagos, Just Another Savage War God (Gruumsh fodder)
    Gond, God of Invention and Machinery (could serve Moradin)
    Heironeous, Just Another Knight God (can’t have enough enemy twins)
    Helm, Stupider Named Heironeous (nope)
    Hextor, Better Named Bane (in but needs to differ from Bane)
    Ilmater, Basically Jesus (so nope)
    Incabulos, Hateful God of Bad Things (boring)
    Ioun, Goddess of Knowledge and Skill (Boccob+Oghma=not likely)
    Istus, Superfluous Tripartite Goddess of Fate (don’t need two triunes)
    Iyachtu Xvim, Official Bane Knockoff (nnnope)
    Joramy, Discount Shiva with Fire Motif (lame but may serve a purpose)
    Kord, Discount Crom (not with Tempus)
    Leira, Tricksy Goddess of Illusion and Deception (another one?)
    Lendor, God of Tedium and Time (like the concept)
    Lirr, Goddess of Literature and Fiction (also sounds good)
    Lliira, Goddess of Joy (might work)
    Malar, God of Savagery (more Gruumsh fodder)
    Mask, Worst Named God in the History of Badly Named Gods (nope just for the **** name)
    Melora, Just Another Nature Goddess (lame)
    Mielikki, Yet Another Nature Goddess (laaaame)
    Milil, Official Discount Bragi (nope)
    Mystra, Goddess of Magic and Revolving Doors
    Obad-Hai, Reincarnating God of Spring
    Oghma, Another Boccob (should put these two in a deathmatch cage to see which survives)
    Procan, Uncaring God of Sea (Tiamat says no)
    Ralishaz, Genderbent Beshaba (no need)
    Sharess, Literally Bast (mmmmayybe)
    Shaundakul, Just Another Fharlanghn (don’t really like any of these guys)
    St Cuthbert, Just Another Knight God (more fodder for Godfather)
    Talona, Goddess of Poison and Disease (Loviatar did it first)
    Talos, Just Another Storm God (obvious Gruumsh plant is obvious)
    Tempus, Just Another War God (not with Kord)
    Torm, Again with the Knight God
    Torog, God of Underdark and Torture (might be in)
    Trithereon, God of **** Yeah Murrica! (no)
    Tymora, Twin Goddess of Good Luck (in with her twin)
    Tyr, You Again? (nope)
    Ulaa, Boringer female Dumathoin (boooooring)
    Wastri, God of Amphibians and Human Supremacy (!?!?) (want him in just for the weird)
    Zarus, God of Human Racism (kinda already folded into Pelor)
    Zehir, God of Darkness and Poison (no likey)
    Zuoken, Ascended Bruce Lee (unlikely but not impossible)
    Vecna, Supervillain
    Iuz, Supervillain
    Cyric, Megavillain (these three stooges could’ve been a nice Dread Three replacement instead of the usual suspects except they’re cooler than this lot)
    No Company of Seven*?

    *the pantheon of demigods that includes Zagyg (the god of eccentric geniuses, humor, and ill-conceived urban renewal plans such as building houses out of elemental fire instead of earth) and Murlynd (the god of technology and of Paladins who are the character from Have Gun, Will Travel), among others
    Last edited by Bohandas; 2016-10-22 at 01:34 AM.
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