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[Santa's Throne]

"Ah. Uh, Maria will suffice." She thinks. 'Maria' really should have asked Maria her last name. Oops.
'Maria' is sounding more and more like a criminal.
The drow nods and begins filling out several forms. He whistles and a long suffering spideagle comes swooping down, carries off the forms and returns with a set of library cards under the name of Maria.
"Heeeeeeeeeeere you go! Merry Thanksmas!"