Campaign Quotes, No Context Edition V: How dead is that corpse?

[ZeroGear]

Reason: "Why are we in the Everfree again?"
Fluttershy: "Oh, um, picking herbs?"
Reason: "Why did we agree to this again?"
Drift: "Because we needed work?"
Reason: "Why do I keep listening to you again?"
Drift: "Because I'm your friend?"
Reason: "...I don't think that right."

DM: Off in the distance, you hear something big approaching.
Reason: How big?
DM: This big.
Drift: ...damn that's big.

Reason: "Tree pegasai and no plan amongst you?"
Thunderlane: "None of us are really known for our planning ability."
Reason: "And this just enforces my theory that most pegasai are birdbrains."

Reason: "...all of you, shut up before I make you into a pegasus turducken!"
Drift: "...that sounds both delicious and painful at the same time."

Drift: "Where did she pull that cannon?"

Drift: "What's got you in a huff?"
Reason: "My nose is jammed full of confetti. All I can smell is pink."

Pinkie Pie: "You can stay with me tonight!"
Drift: "Sweet!"
Reason: "Should I be worried of what's going to happen?"
Pinkie Pie: "Don't worry, I'll tie him to the bedpost!"
Reason: "...I'm just going to pretend I didn't hear that."

Twilight: "Would you like to stay in the castle tonight?"
Reason: "Depends, am I going to wake up with wires coming out of my head?"
Twilight: "Um...no?"
Reason: "Good enough for me."

DM: As you walk into the room, you notice several items strewn about the room in a disorderly manner, including a tuba, a trombone, checkers, a twister game, several streamers and...some other things. On the floor, you notice a pink sleeping bag containing two occupants. One is your friend, who seems to be held immobile by the other occupant, who is wrapped around him as if he was some sort of huggable plus animal.
Drift: "I'm trying to figure out ow to wake her without dying."
DM: As you look up, you notice that there seems to be some sort of large crack in the ceiling right above them.
Reason: "...I'm just going to slowly back out of the room, close the door, and pretend I didn't see anything."

Reason: "Must you hit on everything that is sentient and has a pair of ovaries?"
Drift: "...maybe?"
Reason: "...do I need to worry about little Surprises bouncing around some time in the future?"
Drift: "Noooooo, I don't think so."
Reason: "Are you sure?"
Drift: "Pretty sure."
Reason: "Give me a percentage."
Drift: "I'm about 85% sure."
Reason: "And the other 15%?"
Drift: "Those are the events from last night I can't remember."
MR. Cake: "Say sonny, why is the tub filled with banana pudding?"
Drift: "...including that one."