Quote Originally Posted by Kato View Post
Tsk, don't use your inferior bioengineering capabilities as an excuse to take jobs from proper living beings and give them to machines, you robophile.

(No, good point, actually. But why lasers? ... Okay, got it.)
Because we want frickin' sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their frickin' heads.

We wanted live ones, but the PETA lobby cut that one off. Apparently it's not "humane".