System for a zero-combat dungeon crawl?

[daniel_ream]

Maybe I'm missing something - but I fail to see how this is more of an issue than a jet going faster than the speed of sound and arriving before it's noise arrives.

Yes. Yes, you do.

And no - it doesn't violate relativity.

Learn to read.

I haven't taken physics since high school, or pure math since my freshman year of high school - and I only remember a smattering of either.

This.