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    Bugbear in the Playground
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    Default Re: 101 Bad Hirelings

    83. Chad the Edgelord - Won't actually do any carrying of bags saying it's "Half orc work." Constantly makes racist, sexist, and homophobic statements and says he's just "politically incorrect", and will not shut up about pay gaps not existing. Wears a trilby, calls it a "fedora" and has flame patters on his tunic.

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    44. The Sandwich Artisan.

    The true master of his extremely narrow specialization. At the exclusion of any other kind of talent.
    Arthur Dent?
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    It is always ok to start in a tavern.
    as long as the tavern is ON FIRE.
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