Iron Chef Optimisation Challenge in the Playground LXXXV

[WhamBamSam]

Oof. There's a crappy class. Crappier even than I'd remembered. Upon rereading, I've noticed an issue with what had been my preliminary idea from when this class was listed as a possible SI.

I'll see what I can come up with. I've got a few busy weeks coming up, so I might just end up judging. I'm due anyhow.