Rube's character creation:
*phone rings*
Damien: Hello?
Rube: Hey! Damien! It's me!
Damien: Rube, it's 2am
Rube: But, I'm working on my character for Rick's campaign and I need your help! Come on bro!
Damien: Okay...
Rube: So, if you were to assign stats to yourself from like, 6-8 months ago, what would they be?
Damien: ...
Rube: I'm thinking average strength, slightly above average agility and intelligence...
Damien: Rube, what are you doing?
Rube: My character is going to be you when I first met you! Except a firebender!!
Damien: So...he's Zuko?
Rube: No! He's YOU, but in character form! And his name is Mako!
Damien: The freaky fish guy?
Rube: HE IS NOT A FREAKY FISH GUY!
[for the record I love Rube deliberately playing a jerk, I'm very much looking forward to the future Mako/Bolin, Rube/Damien interactions]