Quote Originally Posted by An Enemy Spy View Post
I have yet to encounter a billion sided die roll yet, but I can confirm there a table that requires you to roll a ten million sided die. One a table that only has five outcomes. It's to see how many kids you give birth to after you presumably get accidentally raped by a troll.
Okay, I've read enough of the book to know that crossbreeds and the inter-fertility of the various races is not actually addressed. This means that I have to use a rare sentence, *ahem*

In this regard FATAL is better than the Book of Erotic Fantasy.

Though don't get your hopes up Byron Hall, the rest of it is still (rolls d1000000, divides by 5, multiplies by 3 and subtracts 2.4) completely [redacted].

I had forgotten that table exists though, I always the remember the d1000000 for a roll with two outcomes (my advice? roll them one at a time just stopping when you don't get the necessary zero [1 for the last one]).