Lets have fun: Popular story descriptions turned on their head

[John Cribati]

Anime:

The progeny of two shonen characters that somehow ended up in a Shojo anime, the main character nonetheless ends up catching the eye of the most Moe schoolgirl of all time.

Alternatively, a high school boy is fed up with Shojo Anime Drama and is forced to become the best wingman the world has ever known.

In a shocking turn of events, the main couple resolve their issues by speaking with each other almost immediately as they come up.