1. 2017-04-26, 08:22 AM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #1416
    Joe the Rat
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    Default Re: Campaign Quotes, No Context Edition V: How dead is that corpse?

    DM Okay NG, take... 18 piercing... plus 35 for sneak attack.
    NecreoGnome: Well, that's got me down.
    DM: You see the maid from Monkey's homeland standing over NecroGnome, holding a dagger. There is a blade lodged into his chest.
    Assasin Maid: If you want your friend back, hand over the ring.
    MonkeyMonk:Enh.
    ElfKnight: Nah.
    FairlyHalfling: We're good.


    FairyHalfling: I kick NG. "Wake up!"
    DM: NG, you wake up, with one hit point. Also, there seems to be a dagger stuck in your heart.
    NecroGnome: That's not good.
    DM: Straight through your pimp shirt.
    NecroGnome: Oh, now someone's gonna die.


    NecroGnome: Mr. Squeakers needs armor. Can I get him bronzed?
    Last edited by Joe the Rat; 2017-04-26 at 08:23 AM.
    Why yes, Warlock is my solution for everything.

    Quote Originally Posted by obryn View Post
    Active Abilities are great because you - the player - are demonstrating your Dwarvenness or Elfishness. You're not passively a dwarf, you're actively dwarfing your way through obstacles.
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