doc to beatstick: scalpel.
beatstick: scalpel.
doc: forceps.
beatstick: forceps.
merchant *groggy* are you guys done yet? oh, doc, while you're in there, mind adding me another liver?
doc: crowbar.
beatstick: crowbar? *hands it over*
doc: *KLANG!!* *rolls for damage* geez, i hate drug dealers. you use 4 times the lethal dose of morphine and they're barely buzzed!
dm: sooooo... why didn't you just start with more morphine?
doc: if morphine fails, i've got my low-tech anaesthetic delivery system. lethal dose is about the same, and the effect is identical. morphine doesn't come cheap.
team: .... if it works...
doc: anybody have a spare liver? thank you. needle and thread, please.

(the merchant survived with a blistering headache on waking up)