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2017-04-30, 11:27 AM (ISO 8601)
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#1428
Spamalot in the Playground
Re: Campaign Quotes, No Context Edition V: How dead is that corpse?
Isadora: "Machi Koro is essentially a card game version of Monopoly, but one that takes much less time to finish the game and kill the other player."
Jennifer: #Where'sMyPants?
DM: #YouHadPants?
Jennifer: "I'm going to buy three bricks and throw two of them at you. Now you have bricks and the rules specify you cannot refuse selling them to me."
Isadora: "The queen is turning her guards into rats to go kill us."
Guard: *Raises hand*
Queen: "Yes?"
Guard: "I got turned into a cow, can I go home?"
Queen: "You're excused. Anyone else?"
Peanut Gallery: "Are you watching a horror flick?"
Jennifer: "No, just porno. Same thing."
DM: "Tuna boat! Tuna boat! Tuna boat!"
Isadora: "The world is going to hell in a handbasket and we're all wearing gasoline underwear."
Jennifer: "This is why I go commando."
Jasmine: "That convenience store looks nice."
Jennifer: "It's a 7-7, only worth half the price."
DM: "I think I just recreated the state of Kansas."
Jennifer: "Ten thousand acres of wheat fields and a single Denny's in the middle?"
DM: "Well I can't eat that unless I roll a 1."
DM: *rolls a 1*
DM: \o/
Jasmine: "So it behooves you to roll two coins--"
Jennifer: "Dice."
Jasmine: "--to Dice two coins. Wait."
DM: *Rolls a 3*
Jasmine: "Haha! gimme money!"
Isadora: "Geez, you're just nickle-and-dimeing the DM to death there."
DM: "Just like my spouse in real life."