Yukari: Congratulations! Your prize is death!

Kula: Kula's grandfather very wise man. When Kula try to fly by jumping of cliff, him hit Kula on head. Him say "head hurt now, better than whole body hurt later".

Yukari: He's like you Kula, only without your grandfather's wisdom.

Yukari: *yelling* Hit him in the jaw! He has a glass jaw!
Yukari: *whispering* No he doesn't.

Bruce: Hmm, what can I do?
GM: Now would be the perfect time to use your shotgun.
Bruce: Okay, I'll do that. *rolls*
GM: The bullets ricochet off his armour.
Bruce: My cane does more damage than that.

Madeline: I'm going to stand here and sizzle for a while.

Kula: *rude gesture* Spin on it!
GM: Right! *rolls dice, sextuple crits* Take 51 damage.
Kula: ...Okay.
Yukari: How much HP do you have?
Kula: Not that.

Madeline: I spent a lot of money I don't have on food I don't eat and drinks I don't drink to make people I don't know say nice things about me.

Kula: Why these men wear colourful tin cans?

GM: It's the bondage witch from the arena.
Madeline: ...I feel I am not properly dressed.