edward: why don't we...
kazu: can it edward! let's kidnap the princess and ask for a ransom!
edward: i was gonna say "befriend the princess and get her to develop stockholm syndrome", but i guess that works too...
gm: ... you guys are sick.

kazu: EDWARD!! what have you done with the princess?!
edward, strangling a tour guide: taught her to play cards, why?

*humongous explosion*
oak, looking at edward: that still counts as one kill.
gm: land and property doesn't count as kills. only as efficiency.

kazu: let's attack a bank!
enlil: let's rob a bank!
edward: ... i could build a bomb to destroy the bank and burn the money in it!
oak: i like her plan.
kazu: aw, crud... i like her plan too...
(it's a reference to a french punk song: attaque la banque et brule le fric. we had to do the skit)

*edward is looking at a flame-throwing tank*
team and gm: no, edward. no.
edward: but...
all: EEEEEEEDWAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!!!!