101 Bad Hirelings

[Lvl 2 Expert]

178. Jasper the Awkward:

Jasper is the kind of man who blends in anywhere, awkwardly. He can smoothly disappear into a crowd of bodyguards as that guy who's never looking the right way. He can visit a royal ball as that person who only knows two dances and one of them is the macarena. He can infiltrate a laboratory as a weird technician who tells one too many inappropriate jokes about women and he'll fit into a street racing gang like a bloke who gets a bit too exited about that nice chromed air intake. He's not about screwing up, mind you, he gets the job done most of the time. Anyone observing him just can't help wondering how.

179. Flint'in Quarantino:

Loves violent movies/books/campfire stories (depending on setting). Loves, loves, loves. Especially the violent parts. Can't stop talking about them. A beautiful woman could look him in the eyes and ask him sensually where he wants to go tonight and within two sentences he'd have the conversation back to that bloody shootout in Copkiller Diaries III. Nobody has actually seen him in action, for some reason people always seem to reconsider taking him on any kind of mission.

180. Mary the Plain:

Completely, almost creepily ordinary in every way. Yes, even that one.

181. The Shadow:

The Shadow? The Shadow. The Shadow! (And that's all you'll ever hear anyone explain about him/her.)