The LA-assignment thread II: Where The Em Dash Doesn't Exist

[Inevitability]

First, he, not it. Second, there's a panel where his party can't open a door due to a collective lack of hands. It's fairly early in the comic, too. Third, he's come close to death several times due to sucking in the offensive department. Pretty sure the creator of the comic knows that, though, and the lack of hands is done for the Rule of Funny.

I stand corrected, then.