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The lint-taffee monster sat on a fence-post, chewing her chewing gum.
Playing with her yo-yo
"Dew-OP! Dew-OP! Dew-OP!"
And along came Herman the Worm.
And he was THIS ([---------------------------]) BIG!
And so lint-lady said
"Herman! What happened!?"
And he said
"Uh-duuuuh, I ate a flat_footed."
"Okay but why though?" Taffee Lint asked.
"He was protecting someone while giving no reason as to why that person was deserving of protection."
"Show some respect for the dead!" I speak up. "She was just killed by the Nine, she cannot be one of them!"