Rugged Warehouse

Wait, Sickle-Cell is genetic. I'm an idiot. But... these things do have blood. Which means they have marrow. If we can find a way to speed up their mitosis process, I can make a mutated strain of Myelofibrosis, causing their marrow to shut down, and boom. Everything about these creatures is unique, and we have a live subject. Arkant, I will require a few things: a piglet, a dur-e-steel cage, and some time. says Jonas, before taking a vial containing the aforementioned disease, another vial containing Captain Trips (See Stephen King's The Stand), and a CD containing Jethro Tull's "Living in the Past" Album. Jonas then begins to mix the two diseases combining the airborne and infectious quality of captain trips as well as the marrow attacking quality of Myelofibrosis.

((I know I'm digging at the bottom of the barrel for diseases here, but genetic tampering is Jonas's best quality))