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Trixie: "I swear to Luna, if this is time traveling shenanigans..."

Nick Fury: "**** if I know. I'd be making DC movies if I did."
A game with both Trixie and Nick Fury is the best kind of game.



GM: A magical portal filled with hearts and diamonds and other card suits opens. A unicorn jumps out and headbutts you.
Unicorn: You ****ing idiot!
Kula: I don't think any of us expected that.
Yukari: I did.

Kula: Not often you see haunted nightclubs.
Bruce: I dunno, some places in Southend...

Madeline: No! We're not going back to the raccoon! He'll try to sell us a stick with poo on it or something, and I'll buy it because I'm gullible!

Madeline: I'm going to divide him by 0.

Number man: I know all of the numbers there are! Including the ones they don't want you to know about!

Yukari: *phew* Anachronism averted!

Panda: I see you are both causing a ruckus and rousing a caucus!
Party: ....
Panda: Allow me to introduce myself: I am... the PUNda!
Party: *loud screaming*
Kula & Yukari: *get up and leave*

Yukari: I can't take these puns any more.
Punda: Would you say you can't bear them?
Entire Party: DIE!

Yukari: I smacked my witch up.

GM: You'll need to throw something soft under her to break her fall.
Madeline: Got it. *throws Bruce*

Kula: I pick up the witch and **** her like a shotgun.

Kula: You killed Tony Robinson!