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#47
Re: Any good D&D Jokes?
A dwarf and a elf travel in the same group.
After watching his companion for a while the dwarf says "You know, you are awfully thin. If someone sees you they will think there's a famine."
The elf Looks back at the dwarf and replies "And when they see you they will think it's your fault."
"If it lives it can be killed.
If it is dead it can be eaten."
Ronkong Coma "the way of the bookhunter" III Catacombium
(Walter Moers "Die Stadt der träumenden Bücher")