Aye! Iza gamey gandz! But-t-t-t eh...
He opens his coat, you can see a series of dangling knives.
Wellz diz gandz haz maybez-z-z uh..
He looks down at his feet (which wiggly as he does) sheepishly.
uh... Pawnz the zapperz for boozez... Waz not-t-t,t inz thez rightz mindzez at-t-t-t da timez... Mighta killz zome onez, dez pointyz... Wellz thatz lez jailzzz...