Quote Originally Posted by Flickerdart View Post
Don't be absurd, that would resolve the situation amicably, and we can't have that. Obviously, Union Robotics will build Clinton a Robo-Brun, who will then attempt to usurp the original's life.
But only for three strips, after which Robo-Brun will undergo a complete personality transformation into someone socially awkward in an endearingly quirky way, start hanging out with everyone else (bumping someone else in the outer ring of the comic's social circle into the "Allosaurus food" ring), and after a while be crammed into a tepid and chemistryless ship.