Wow! We finally made it! (Have any of the other "One-Thousand-and-One" threads actually hit their target?) Thanks, everyone!

(And sorry, but the click-bait didn't make the final cut. Maybe if it was The Royal Expositer: I ate my Kobold Baby! with a side of Fries! Also in this issue: Which Nobles are Cheating with Whom? Can You Guess Which of these Once-Famous Bards have had Magical Weight-loss Treatments?)