Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread

[Guizonde]

* Fireball is not the correct response to social encounters.

... party pooper.

*if guizonde is inebriated, he is banned the following both irl and in-game: flamethrowers, table-dancing, throwing knives, tequila (as a weapon), silly hats, conga lines, dismemberment, acting sober, warpaint, rock-climbing gear, power tools, and anything involving diplomacy (shotgun or otherwise).


... little do they know the only reason i weaponize tequila is that i hate the stuff with a passion.

**if guizonde is sober, he is banned the following both irl and in-game: speaking in tongues, giving the dm a headache, generating a critical hit that needs a calculator to resolve (ever again), silly hats (again), weaponizing tequila, acting sober, seasoning the food of the group, and anything involving common sense (it's too out of character).